VIA CHILLED MAGAZINE by yours truly : )
Happy Birthday Cancer, the fourth sign of the Zodiac. The celestial crab is sensitive, insightful, reserved, unpredictable, shrewd, creative, tenacious, familial, loyal and romantic.
Famous Cancerians include Nelson Mandela, Jack White, Kloe Kardashian, Selena Gomez, Lindsay Lohan, Courtney Love, Giorgio Armani, Vera Wang, Princess Di, Christian Louboutin, Jessica Simpson and Pamela Anderson.
Ms. Anderson is a very shrewd and sensitive cancer. Smart enough to intuitively know that an enhanced bosom would get her far on the silver screen. She is no bimbo, quite the opposite. She got the boobs first, then the others starlets followed suit. She’s the trendsetter.
Hyper sensitive to the extreme, she involves herself in many charities, most notably PETA. What you may not know about Pam is that she is no hypocrite. This actress has turned down huge cosmetic contracts because the company was somehow involved in animal testing. I’ll have you know that more than one A-list celebrity claims to love animals yet became the paid face of Cover Girl. Cover Girl is owned by Proctor & Gamble and performs barbaric, painful and useless tests on animals ALL THE TIME! These actresses sold out, and Pamela Anderson never has. She puts her money where her mouth is. I would love to have this heroic, strong, goddess cancer girl for my friend!
So, why is the banana a Cancer? Because its flesh is white, which are traits of lunar plants. Its skin is thick like the shell of a crab. Both these traits are based on Medieval Herbal Astrology. Read more about this subject on my blog or in Nicholas Culpeper’s 300-year-old book, “Heal Thyself.”
Summer is here!
BANANAS FOR PAMELA
Add approximate amounts to blender:• 3 ripe frozen bananas
• ½ can coconut cream
• 6 oz white crème de cocoa• Add ice gradually until desired consistency is reached
• Garnish with a banana slice
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